massorgy

Massages involving large groups of people

Sam took part in a massorgy on the large outdoor bed.

by Calilove31 April 17, 2017

Misconfused

When you are misguided and confused at the same time.

Ram:Why did you mixed water with coffee?
Sham: I was misconfused.

by When you are bullied! August 18, 2019

Missouri Compromise

When you kiss a girl who is chewing a type of tobacco much stronger than your own. Such as Skoal vs. Kodiak

Andrew: Yeah dude, I was makin' out with Carly last night and she gave me the Missouri compromise.
Chris: Bummer, what was she dippin?
Andrew: She was chewing a cope, grizzly mix.
Chris: I'm sorry bro, that's a bummer.

by CAGP June 22, 2010

Missouri snow cone

The act of laying on your back at the same time propping your ass up against a solid object such as a wall, tree or door so you can masterbate and shoot your own jizz on your face and mouth.

(1) Wow! I walked in to a dressing room at the mall and this dude had his ass propped up pulling off the Missouri snow cone.

(2) Guy (1) Have you ever been to St. Louis?

Guy (2) Fuck you, are you gay? Have you ever heard of th Missouri snow cone? Thats all they do down there.

by Random C October 20, 2009

Missouri Boat Ride

A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .

Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.

by Scentsock November 7, 2018

Eugene Missouri

never throws parties, 20 good people, but everyone else Is fucking lame.

Where is the place that cant throw parties? Oh Eugene Missouri? Ya that's right

by Russellville Rules!!! March 31, 2019

miscouche

a village on an unknown island known as Prince edward island; a place where people marry their cousins.

Tim "my girlfriend is from miscouche!"

Aaron "woah, she must be your cousin"

by atrumw February 20, 2011