miscouche

a village on an unknown island known as Prince edward island; a place where people marry their cousins.

Tim "my girlfriend is from miscouche!"

Aaron "woah, she must be your cousin"

miscouche by atrumw February 20, 2011

misconception of random (MOR) 

Basically the misuse of the word 'random' to describe or prescribe unrandom ideas.

Our brain works like flickering through television channels, get used to it.

Mostly committed by individuals to make their own idea sound cooler than it is or to express easy amusement to unheard ideas.

Think the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where a gorilla suddenly appeared into the scene, now that's random.

A: I was thinking of eating gummy bears that day
B: that's so random!
C: dude, misconception of random (MOR)!

A: I made a random dish that day. I used eggs and apples!
C: MOR

non-MOR is:
A: I should finish this book I'm reading soon... SNOWBALLS
C: RANDOM! you reminded me of the queen's underwear size

misconception of random (MOR) by captainflyingmonkey May 23, 2009

Misconception 

The act of transplanting your testicles into an unknowing victim so they can impregnate someone but with your children.

John: Did you cheat on me?

Mary: No, I swear! it doesn't look like you because of Misconception! You must have Dave's testicles in you!

Dave (in a squeaky voice): No idea what you're talking about.

Misconception by Kabuto_Kamui November 7, 2020

Common Misconception 

Something commonly misconcepted

-Big Fish "Hey your a clown fish, so you know some pretty good jokes right?"
-Marlin "Actually thats a common misconception"

Common Misconception by Papa Gutina January 22, 2009

Immaculate Misconception 

The proper term used when talking to a devout Christian about the unlikelyhood of a virgin giving birth.

Dr. Rev B Hardhead " I do believe that Jesus Christ was born of the Virgin Mary"

Joe "Its nothing more than an immaculate misconception"

Immaculate Misconception by BriggsVan February 19, 2009

Misconceive 

to misunderstand, not make clear, misrepresent, not to get confused with

I love you, don't ever misconceive that.

Misconceive by Slushy_Whistle April 28, 2011

Musdouche 

A fake mustache - often ridiculous looking and intended to be funny or ironic. It is most often seen on hipsters and is the primary basis of a mustache party.

It is believed that an individual is given special "douche powers" when wearing a musdouche, which make them intolerable to anyone other than legitimate douchebags and fellow musdouche wearers. Once the musdouche is removed, the individual in question typically returns to their normal state.

Girl one: "Oh good grief. That guy with the musdouche hasn't shut up since he got to the party."

Girl two: "Yeah, he's usually a cool guy, but the force of the musdouche is strong with him."

Musdouche by sudanhim December 14, 2011