Holey Merger

Like two black holes colliding, the dance of two buttholes coming together. Clenching and unclenching until finally coming together and forming a rhythm. One clenching, while the other unclenches in sync, forming a unified black hole.

Taylor and I successfully performed the Holey Merger last night. Now I know she's the one.

by chaseTee February 12, 2025

Jersey Merge

A reckless driving maneuver in which a motorist, having missed an highway exit, violently swerves across the striped gore area (and often other lanes of traffic) at the last moment to force their way onto an off-ramp or exit, disregarding everyone else on the road.

Some dumbass in an SUV pulled a Jersey merge right in front of me and nearly caused a pileup.

by Chicklenburgers March 21, 2026

Me-Mergency

Me-Mergency is when your trying to masterbate one last time,"quickly" before doing anything thats on an actual schedule, and it seems like everything is against you at the time.But you have no problem,causing your schedule to be screwed up,but it usually affects those around you.Its not a term that you'd use when explaining why your late,you have to come up w.some petty excuse. But it's easy to justify it when said to oneself.Jokingly.

Oh,Im really sorry i couldn't help find your cat lastnite, it was so windy I barely made it to my car"Thinking to myself,Not sorry I was enjoying a sweet"Me-mergency" which takes precedence over just about anything.

by Peteandbird January 14, 2026

big burger merger

A sexual metaphor depicting a supposed merger of two major burger restaurant chains.

Daryl: Did you hear about the Big Burger Merger that's going on?
John: No.
Daryl: Ronald McDonald stuck his Big Mac into Wendy's Hot 'n Juicy!
John: Sheeeeeeeeeeee-yiiiiiitttttt!!!!!!!!.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 19, 2019

Nobody peek at my merbosms

What Alfie said when he was tripping on a dirty vienetta

(Alfie)- nobody peek at my merbosms

by Wildlings September 20, 2020

Maria Miami Merger

Maria’s birthday on a Sunday.

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.

by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022

Arkansas Hooded Merganser

A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.

She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.

by AmishRakeFighter November 27, 2024