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Literotica is adult literature and texts made to turn people on. They are used to read and jerk off or masturbate. See porn
...my lips went to her neck, planting wet kisses, licks and sucks on her hot skin, leaving wet trails on her skin going down to her breasts. I kissed all around her nipples, till she moaned and spread her legs wide to play with herself, but I saw, and grasped her hand, shaking my head slowly…
by callinghome November 1, 2004
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Doki Doki Literature Club

A disturbing game. Just go play the goddamn game. It takes like 4 hours to complete and the game files get shoved around a lot but just play it
Me: Monika is the best girl in Doki Doki Literature Club
Someone: you scare me, is monika controlling you?
Me: no, this is real life dumbass
Them: sounds like something a person being controlled by monika would say
by Crystalgleamisabitch September 12, 2020
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liberating a waffle

I'm gonna go liberate a waffle. After I"m done taking the cosby kids to the pool, well go out to eat.
by Shmooie Bueno April 12, 2003
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Literary Hard-on

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.
The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.
by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010
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Literary Abortion

A piece of writing that is such a failure, it is worse than an abortion.
"So I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies with me?"

"What are you going to watch? I hope it's not Twilight."

"Dip me in shit and call me Susan, how could you have ever guessed?"

"Well, Twilight is number one in the box office, so its sells went up a lot. The only reason I don't want to watch it is because it was based on the book, which was a literary abortion."
by divineallbeing March 2, 2012
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Literary crush

A special kind of crush on a literary figure, which values them for their wit/cleverness and general ability to impress
I have a crippling literary crush on Philip Roth
by guiliaurbandictionary March 26, 2013
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literary lime

Old French is a literary lime.
by limmeeeeee December 19, 2014
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