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Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019
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The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.
Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.
by Limp4London July 25, 2024
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limpdickism

The chronic failure to perform an important job that requires knowledge and strength of leadership.
He has demonstrated that limpdickism is an apparently acceptable way to run the department.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2018
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Limpdic

A yiddish term with no actual meaning (similar to "mamash"). It can be used in contexts such as "subpar" or "lacking".

Can also be abbreviated: LD
Sister: That couple is very limpdic.
Observer: How come?
Sister: They write on each other's walls.

Girlfriend: My sister is very limpdic.
Biyfriend: How come?
Girlfriend: She has red hair.
by SixthSchlussel October 19, 2010
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Rush Limpdick

When Rush Limpdick isn't spewing his radical right-wing bullshit from his EIB microphone, he seems to be into popping pills. He had an oxycontin addiction and once he was caught by airport security with some viagra without the proper prescription.
by Michael_Hunt August 2, 2009
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Rush Limpballs

I sometimes listen to Rush Limpballs on the EIB network
by EIB listener January 13, 2009
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