The act of a very horny male/female seeking out their partners work building, and in a sexual manner, blowing it up. ( usually using c4 explosives. ) when the building collapses the partner finds their sex buddy and performs a ludwig von striceand.
by Bobbe November 6, 2007
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by sandyland May 30, 2010
Get the Rebound Job mug.an exotic form of a handjob that is done extremely slowly. Sloth jobs should last between 2.5-4 hours, as if a sloth was giving it. It must be given with 2-3 fingers and while the person giving the sloth job is hanging from a canopy or bunk bed. After completion, the one performing the job slowly "climbs" their way to the top bunk or out a nearby window. Optional things to do during a sloth job include eating leafy vegetation and making sloth mating noises sporadically.
by 8InchesOfPain November 25, 2011
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by Jonothan Evans October 21, 2018
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Get the west job mug.The act of a man sticking his penis in between a womans ass and the woman squeezing her cheeks as the man humps.
by buttlicer1234 January 1, 2009
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People with so-called real jobs might enjoy high salaries, but what they trade off is the chance to experiment and discover what they truly want out of life.
by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015
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