Jizz Jockey

Someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse semen.

Guy 1:"Dude I don't wanna go to the party"
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "

by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

insta-jizz

to instanly jizz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something.

Damn, I saw that chick and I insta-jizzed.

by 1337er than you September 3, 2005

holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.

HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?

by lolicakes September 30, 2010

Jizz Lizard

When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to feel and see.

"That girl that I slept with last night was such a jizz lizard. She couldn't wait to get my jizz in her mouth."

by Matt McCune March 31, 2008

jizz bomb

(n) A wad of jizz in a glass of water, soda or alcohol or juice or other drinks intended to fool the drinker into consuming it

Check it out! Kyle is about to drink my jizz bomb.

by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

Jizz

The white shit that comes outta ur cock when u cum

dude i jizzed all over her face last night!

by sillysally101 July 16, 2007

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002