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slimy jonathon 

When a woman hocks a loogie on a mans dick and the man shoves it in her ear
Bro I just slimy jonathoned that chick and she is scarred for life
slimy jonathon by The info dude December 4, 2015

The Jonah 

When someone gives a blowjob while making whale noises
This girl I hooked up with gave me The Jonah last night and I’m not sure how to feel about it...
The Jonah by Jonahandthewhale September 1, 2019

Dustin jonathan

a dustin jonathan is a shy, bright and charming man. he has great taste in music and is a loving son and brother. he's probably a pisces and teases u a lot... Nice hair too.
who wouldn't fall for a dustin jonathan? he's one of a kind.

Doing the Jonah 

The point of mental breakage, till the point you lose all of your dignity. And you jump off a bridge naked in front of your friends
Oh dude yea was doing the Jonah and my mom found out and now I'm grounded
Doing the Jonah by Hasaf May 13, 2019

Peace Love Jonas

An extremely annoying phrase chanted by fans (Predominantly female fans) of the Jonas Brothers. The fans use it just about everywhere whether it be on YouTube, Forums or FaceBook... Hell, they even scream it in person
JB Fan: OmGZ HI!!!1! PEACE LOVE JONAS!1!1!!1

Intelligent Person: You JB fans are all the same :|
Peace Love Jonas by MegadethFan345 January 28, 2010

Jonathon Kangster 

A cool Korean guy who goes to Ann Arbor SKyline High School. He loves to act cool and he is cool. He plays the trrrumpet and is da real kangster. He has the kangster look and likes to cover his eyes with his hair and sag his pants.
Jonathon Kangster loves to be cool.