Hobo Blumpkin

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.
I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.
by kdbamaman November 11, 2012
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Hobo jump

Damn i don’t have a lighter can I Hobo jump that cigarette
Dude I don’t have a light, can I Hobo Jump that??
by Zoekat96 April 28, 2020
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hobo nest

a place where hobos hang, keep booze, sleep, shoot up , and live.

normally not perminant, and usually found in tunnels, wooded areas, and beneath bridges
dude check out that hobo nest !
by mcdoubleD November 30, 2011
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hobo muffin

Derogatory term for a person of less intelligence than you/an idiot.
Someone who has just done something less than smart.
Someone who is boring or neuteral.
A word to say when you can't think of anything else to say.
Random.
Oh my god, you're such a hobo muffin!
Look at that hobo muffin, he's so stupid.
I don't know, she was just being a hobo muffin.
Wow, that's a hobo muffin moment right there.
by Thepea Lord November 27, 2010
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hobo luggage

another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.'
girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)
by lilchris2013 November 22, 2011
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hobo hit

in a smoking circle of three or more; rather than taking 2 hits when you are passed the L and having it passed by you to return to the beginning of the circle, you, instead take a single hit each time the L is passed by your face as to not waste any extra effort in touching the L for any reason than to smoke while still maintaining fairness in the circle.
"i've been hobo-hitting ( plural form of hobo hit ) this blunt the whole time"

you:"you've been hitting that blunt everytime you touch it"
me:"i hobo hit it! i've hit it once everytime i pass it between you two"
you II:"ingenious! add it to UD."
by justlo0k August 22, 2011
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hobo itch

Dang, Billy keeps bouncing his leg. He must have hobo itch.
by Rob Lowe Stay High October 29, 2020
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