sault goggles

When you think a woman is a ten but she’s actually a three.
Man I went to this bar in Toronto and the waitresses there were so fucking hot that I felt my Sault Goggles being lifted right off my face.
by Friendly Neighborhood Hoser April 30, 2018
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Rainbow Goggles

When a person only likes or becomes interested in something due to the fact that a character is or plays a lesbian/bisexual/gay.
Person #1: Kristen Stewart is so hot
Person #2: Yeah you only think that because she played Joan Jett in The Runaways. Take off the rainbow goggles and she's back to being a blank faced retard.
by H.Quinn July 16, 2010
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Fashion Goggles

Eyeglasses that are worn solely for the purpose of cosmetic appearance.

They are regular or designer frames with lenses that carry no prescription so that they can be worn by anyone with normal vision, or by a person who is also wearing contacts.
When you are looking for that right accessory to go with your outfit and you choose a pair of non prescription eye glasses to compliment your style.

"I've got a hot date tonight, I better go get myself a new pair of Fashion Goggles."

Actors and actresses often wear Fashion Goggles for movies, projects and photo shoots.

Clark Kent (Superman) always wears Fashion Goggles as to conceal his identity as a superhero.

"Those aren't the same glasses you had on yesterday."
"Yea, I don't actually need glasses, I just wear them."
"Ooooh, so you're just wearing Fashion Goggles"
by RPruden April 16, 2012
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pot goggles

when someone has smoked large amounts of marajuana and looses mental capacity, they are wearing "pot goggles”.
dude... you forgot your shoes at my place last night! yeah.. i was wearing pot goggles.
by juli bean May 29, 2009
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Vlad Goggles

While drinking vladimir vodak you become less aware of ugly ass hoes, believing them to be dime pieces.
"Last night i must of put my vlad goggles on becaue i woke up with a slut after drinking all that vlad."
by vladggg September 12, 2008
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Cuban Goggles

The act of inverted oral sex with a girl where the males' genitals are covering the females eyes.
"Man I was mouth fucking jackie from above last night and I gave her a pair of cuban goggles", said dave.
by asstreelunker09 February 16, 2010
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gagging goggles

when someone chokes on ones penis so much that they start gagging and cant breathe as if they were trying to breathe through their nose while wearing swimming goggles.
yo Jerry, i was giving her the gagging goggles last night when she was on my wein. -hcwcane or other known as swelling cooter.
by hcwcane November 21, 2016
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