Cuban Goggles

The act of inverted oral sex with a girl where the males' genitals are covering the females eyes.

"Man I was mouth fucking jackie from above last night and I gave her a pair of cuban goggles", said dave.

by asstreelunker09 February 17, 2010

wine goggles

When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.

Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.

by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017

sault goggles

When you think a woman is a ten but she’s actually a three.

Man I went to this bar in Toronto and the waitresses there were so fucking hot that I felt my Sault Goggles being lifted right off my face.

by Friendly Neighborhood Hoser May 31, 2018

pot goggles

when someone has smoked large amounts of marajuana and looses mental capacity, they are wearing "pot goggles”.

dude... you forgot your shoes at my place last night! yeah.. i was wearing pot goggles.

by juli bean May 29, 2009

Fear goggles

The concept of people looking more fuckable when it seems its the end of days

Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Blast Goggles

The glasses that kinky school teachers, or school girls, wear to protect their eyes from cumshots.

I let one off and she would have whited out if it wasn't for those blast goggles.

by Jackie Daniel February 6, 2010

cop goggles

When you drive passed a cop and your focus turns from driving to keeping your eye on where the cop is going.

"I get freaked out around cops, man. Everytime I see one when I'm driving I get cop goggles. I almost hit another car this morning because of it."

by Akarya May 25, 2007