Gertrude Wonton Thumper

When a man puts wontons in a woman’s mouth and then she gives the man oral sex

Hey baby, wanna do the Gertrude Wonton Thumper?

by Bobble McWobble December 21, 2025

Leslie Gentry

The meaning of being an sister bear

Leslie Gentry sure is a sister bear!

by AdamG3tsPwn3dByJ00 August 5, 2008

Monogamous Getter Somer

One who is getting some from another exclusivley without being in a relationship.

Friend 1 - We are taking it slowly
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting

some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer

by Negative Nate June 3, 2011

Ho getter

A female who one can employ to engage in combat with another female. Ho getters are essential to men because they are not permitted to physically assault a female (aka slappin a bitch) even when she may deserve it.

Taken from Ludacris' verse in "Livin the life"

"Just hired two dykes to be my ho getters"

"Can you believe my ex keyed my car? Fucking bitch...I'm calling my ho getter"

"You divorced me in my off peak NFL years and decided to date another man and let him drive the car I bought you?! I would get my ho getter, but I might just have to kill you"

by Wiggles in paris March 16, 2012

landed gentry

wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manors and estates in the countryside and owning slaves (and maybe even state peasants or even serfs)

landed gentry, after mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonist; this is part of the reason Russian society actually regressed to the point of revolution by 1917.

by Sexydimma September 29, 2013

Flap Getter

A Person who gets all the flap.

John: 'Hey baby, how about we go back to my place and do it?'

Jennifer: 'Sure hun'

Sam: 'Oh man, that guy is such a flap getter. He gets all the flap'

by JohnFlaps October 20, 2013

Pea-Getter

One who lusts after superfluously tiny testicles or penises

Jill only dates guys with 2 inch long schlongs. She's a real pea-getter

by Eren Bombastic June 11, 2015