A fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that's used for the purpose of having sex, making love, performing oral, and/or making cumsies.
Them: "Wow! Where have you guys been? You were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! And why are your faces red?!"
Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
by joski519 January 4, 2010
Get the mall fortmug. by NotAreaLDude December 28, 2023
Get the tryna hop on fortmug. Fort Northem is a place, full of ba (British empire) memes (real). And full of: Dear Lieutenant General Sir Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe, Knight Commander of the Most Distinguished Order of the British Empire, Grand Master of the Royal Society of Crumpet Appreciation and Custard Connoisseurship, Honorary Colonel of the Queen's Own Regiment of Extraordinary Cheese and Pickle Aficionados, Patron of the National Association of Tricycle Enthusiasts, Distinguished Fellow of the Institute of Advanced Jam Research, Grand Poobah of the Society for the Preservation of Quaint and Unusual Hats, Esteemed Member of the Guild of Royal Beard Growers, Champion of the All-England Marmalade Contest, and Official Taster of Her Majesty's Royal Tea(s).
by atlaseoses June 24, 2024
Get the Fort Northemmug. To sit down and do concentrate with tv and making silly noises (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)
by Aphrile October 21, 2023
Get the TV Fortmug. by Fort Eggroll Lover April 8, 2022
Get the Fort Eggrollmug. by BoJack Whoreseman April 11, 2022
Get the Kia Fortemug. To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.
by lekjen December 22, 2023
Get the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glassmug.