fort wookie

A cracker who builds shit forts

That fort wookie is ass.

by Hajakdbdboslsb February 22, 2018

Fort laudy

A name brand of expensive cloth but make you shine and look good

Fort laudy soaking up the sun

by Dick harper March 14, 2018

Fuck fort

When you put a blankie over your bean bag to have sex under without others seeing

Let’s have sex in our fuck fort, it’s safer there.

by BeansNotBeans November 19, 2021

Fort Wright

A small town filled with good people. It's right next to Cinncinati so you still get a taste of slightly urban life but you still have the suburban neighborhoods and rural farmland sorrounding it so you really just get a middle of the scale town. The only problem is that the people have a small town experience and are not aware of all the bad that can happen outside and are therefore succeptible to not realizing and not beliving that the world can do some horrible stuff to you.

New Yorker: You got to watch out for people like him they'll get you when your not looking!

Person from Fort Wright: That's a horrible thing to say and how can you believe in such silly stereotypes!

New Yorker: Because one of them tried to kill me once!

by IcebergIII January 6, 2013

Fort Nigger

This is a small resort town inuit people go to on the southern coast of Victoria island split between the Canadians territories. And don't fret this name doesn't derive from a very offensive term it is named after the Niggerairo Tribe of Northern Canada much like the great slave lake isn't named after the slave trade. This resort was founded by the Bull Family specially Steven and Grace Bull. This place is notorious for mass bear rapings and has been a very hot topic on the news recently due to the animal cruelty. Peta has sued this place and it will soon file chapter 110 bankruptcy because it has suffered 109 bankruptcies before. Come before it closes.

Esikmo: Hey Bob I'm going with the wife and the whale blubber to Fort Nigger for the Moon celebration.
Another Esikmo: Well, that sounds really fun. Just don't forget your baby walruses and your insulin shots.

by Mongolian Enthusiast January 10, 2025

Fort Squidward

When you're playing Fortnite and some jerkoff starts build-spamming and ends up A) trapping themselves in, or B) falling off.

Guy 1: "Alright guys, boutta get this win.
Guy 2: "What the fuck is that guy doing?"
Guy 1: "Free win, this guy's got a Fort Squidward going on. And there he goes."
*victory message*

by TheAvicado March 27, 2021

Forted

The act of fortifying your butthole with a shart

Man I just forted!

by HewieBelli August 2, 2019