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Flood job

A 'Flood Job' is a practice in which a man has intercouse with the ear of his female counterpart, and floods the ear with semen.
Upon hearing his mother was gravely ill , the man in the yellow hat, decided that the best remedy was a good ol' fashioned flood job .
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flood

Lots of screen names sending Instant Messages, Chat Invitations, and others at once to one person in hope of crashing their AIM program.
If that loser doesn't shut up, I will flood him.
by Kaiyo July 22, 2003
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Floffy

when you die because a fat ape hit you with an eraser in the lower back. Your legs go floppy and bounce everywhere and you become floffy
Person 1: (Kills person 2)
Person 2: OH NO IM FLOFFY!
Person 1: MWHAHAHAHHA
by CoolioDumbo February 16, 2018
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Floofle

Can be used for any variety of things in any various context. Can mean a type of animal, plant, food, etc.
"Got floofle?"

"Have some candied floofle."
by Anonymous May 28, 2004
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floodgate

another word for a whore, or a person who has been with a lot of people; it originated while playing the sexual chain game, where you try to see how many people you are linked to sexually by knowing who the people you have been with have been with and so on. a person is a floodgate if they have been with so many people that you actually have a lot of choices between who you can choose for the next link in the chain.
Bree is a floodgate.
by cawleen April 28, 2006
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Floob

When two people are walking toward each other in a hallway, stairwell, etc., and the two both attempt to pass one another one the same side. Most often results in an awkward repetitious series of movements where both persons attempt to rectify the situation by quickly choosing the opposite side, only to find that the other person is mirroring their movement. Can sometimes lead to a collision but more commonly a less than enthusiastic utterance of some polite phrase such as "excuse me" or "sorry."
"I just floobed some chick in the alley; it was weird."
by lameroomie December 19, 2008
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floobie

1) A filler word when you don't know the lyrics to a song.

2) By extension, a filler word when you don't know the actual word in any given sentence, or you are at a loss for an exact term for something.
1) It goes "Floobie doo, floobie doo, floobie doobie doobie doo... something something something..."

2) He brought that girl to the party who has that really floobie-colored hair thing going on. What the hell is that anyway? It's like a rainbow of vomit.
by espd2 July 23, 2009
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