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Gaylord Fagstaff

Synonymous with Gaythan Phapps, a Gaylord Fagstaff is the most queer, nerdy kid in school that has a Prince Albert piercing. Gaylord Fagstaffs can generally be found in their natural habitat humping down an anime pillow. They also love having gay sex with male horses.
That Nathan kid is a real Gaylord Fagstaff.
by Big Black Billy November 2, 2016
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too fast to live

1. The title of a book that features punk rock legend, Sid Vicious.
2. "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die". A store in England that was later renamed "Sex". It was owned by Malcolm McLaren, and was where the Sex Pistols bought their clothing.
1. Read Sid Vicious's story in "Too Fast To Live".
2. The Sex Pistols shopped at "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die", renamed "Sex".
by Your Mom January 14, 2005
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fast

1. state of speed used to keep one out of jail
Joe was fast, and outran the cop.
by Anonymous August 8, 2003
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Fastard

Jack: Sorry dawg, I can't go hand wit you guys tonight. My parents are being fastards.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.
by Perennialartist January 15, 2006
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fast food

one who is used as a hookup simply because of his/her close proximity to another person; a sexual fling based purely on convenience of location
-"Why are those two hooking up?"
-"She lives right below him; she's totally his fast food."
by fast food April 28, 2005
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fast and the furious

Extremely shit movie which lacks a key point, a storyline. Stupid rice boys like the movie because of shit cars with green and orange bodykits that contain 'nos'. The cars are so shit that NOS is the only thing that can make the skips on wheels to move. Also stars extemely shit actors, such as Vin Diesel
Some kid: That orange car in fast and furious is teh best car in the movie!

Me: Orange car? I thought it was a rusty skip...
by Lewis February 1, 2004
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Fast Eddy

Fast Eddy is the greatest pool hustler ever as well as pool shark. He developed character after his girlfriend Sarah died and one night he couldve made $17000.
Fast Eddy shoots the eyes right off them balls
by Blake Landes April 8, 2006
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