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Escape From Tarkov

Escape From Tarkov is a garbage unrealistic fps game that will leave you shitting bricks because of the excessive occurrence of big men loaded with a shit ton of armor and guns such as a slick, exfil, or altyn.
Van Halen: Hey want to play Escape From Tarkov?
Jimi Hendrix: Nah, I don't feel like getting my legs demolished by a ks23m!
by Ur mother's touch November 28, 2021
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escapegoat

a person so clever and smart that they cannot be victimized or duped, a person who can use tricks or manoeuvres to escape a dangerous situation or predicament.
You cannot trap that guy. He is such an escapegoat.
by uttam maharjan July 21, 2010
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escalade

Get out of the place you're at.
It's good in foreign countries as people generally won't understand you.
Yo let's escalade to the nearest super 8!
by ba2k January 8, 2007
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Escargot

French for snail, a delicacy on toast!
Escargot, anyone?


Uh..no thanks...
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
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The Escapist

An awesome gaming website that no one went on until they started showing Zero Punctuation. Most people only go on Wednesdays for Zero Punctuation, which is a shame because they have lots of other awesome shows like Unskippable and There Will Be Brawl.
Guy: Dude, lets go watch Zero Punctuation on The Escapist!
Brush: Sweet, then lets watch Unforgotten Realms!
Guy: What?
by TGBA October 25, 2009
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escared

When something on your computer or electronic has scared you shitless.
"Damn yo, that email escared the shit outta me!"

"You see that movie Virus? Yo, the robot at the end was escary!"
by Webster March 31, 2003
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Facebook Escalation

When someone posts something to their facebook status and a thread evolves from it that escalates the status until commenters feel it necessary to seek out the poster by other means such as IM or even phone call.
Status Update: Girl 1 is 7 days in, and not looking back! :+).

Guy 1: ???
Girl 2: ???
Girl 2: haha...Guy 1 and I posted the same thing at the exact same time....Freaky!
Guy 1: I know, right? I barely hit enter when I got an email saying "Girl 2 also posted a comment"
Girl 2: Freaky! Great minds think alike! : )
Guy 1: Now if only Girl 1 was as fast to respond if we were :p
Girl 2: Maybe sometime next week we'll get a response :P 
Guy 1: A week? I don't have that kind of time!! Maybe I should call her?
Girl 2: Yeah, she might get back to you by Friday if you do that! Lol
Guy 1: I got ahold of her on IM! She claims she'll come respond!
Guy 1: This has become a classic case of Facebook Escalation!
by Andreyl April 4, 2009
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