3 definitions by Ur mother's touch
A retard who doesn't socialize with females, has a Tarkov addiction, likes to say nigga, harasses everyone to get tarkov, has a small penis, claims to be physically fit even though he is just skin and bones, masturbates often, dislikes people of color, annoys people, and is a homosexual. If you are Brady McCrea just end it all.
by Ur mother's touch November 21, 2021
Escape From Tarkov is a garbage unrealistic fps game that will leave you shitting bricks because of the excessive occurrence of big men loaded with a shit ton of armor and guns such as a slick, exfil, or altyn.
Van Halen: Hey want to play Escape From Tarkov?
Jimi Hendrix: Nah, I don't feel like getting my legs demolished by a ks23m!
Jimi Hendrix: Nah, I don't feel like getting my legs demolished by a ks23m!
by Ur mother's touch November 28, 2021
by Ur mother's touch August 1, 2021