Gnome Emancipation

The legal process whereby an enslaved Gnome is awarded complete liberty and freedom from ownership by a slave owner. This can be accomplished on an individual basis by completing a legal Gnome Emancipation Form, or by legislative action which would free all Gnomes under it's jurisdiction.

Kaj (a Gnome) was emancipated when the Human who had purchased him as a slave filled out and signed a legal Gnome Emancipation form granting his freedom.

by Rev. Nisse March 14, 2012

spam emails

a crappy email/emails sent from scammers and companies that want humans extinct that usually is stored in the receiver's spam folder.

She was scared that she will be flooded with spam emails when she became famous, but its not a big deal................

by LPG_Gas October 12, 2017

34,000 emails

Number of emails deleted by a certain someone

*Deletes 34,000 emails* Hillary you got some explaining to do.

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

blip blop i em a clock

the mighty and inspirational words said by the Almighty Clock God

Clock God: blip blop i em a clock

by Not Akai October 28, 2017

EMAV

The word EMAV refers to a mixed taste in music, varying from dance and hip hop to grunge and rock.

Ellen:
'This has to be the greatest playlist!'

Becky:
'Whats on it?'

Ellen:
'It goes from Madina Lake to Breathe Carolina to You Me and Everyone We Know to N-Dubz'

Becky:
'Thats so EMAV!'

by JustEllenAndOnlyBecky May 23, 2009

email-text

A long, almost letter like email sent via text message.

It takes forever to read the email-text Brandy sends me!

by Dallas Brian August 4, 2009

eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.

The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus

by Jaywalks February 24, 2010