dildo friends

friends that a female would consider extremely close.

Anabel shouldn't have a hard time moving from NY to Miami since she never had any dildo friends in NY to start with.

by Wgabriel March 27, 2015

dildo sword

A large Dildo attached to a handle to smack annoying cunts

Hey, get the Dildo sword and smack the inbred sex midget

by Dirty shrulk November 14, 2015

dildo lunch

The act of deep throating a dildo in a car on ones lunch break...

Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"

And also look at the second video below 😎 😁

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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) December 25, 2015

dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.

Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.

by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016

Dildo jordan

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand

Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"

by Kumduff May 31, 2016

Dildom

A DilDom is when a MILF puts a condom on her dildo. She then shoves it up her tight hole and moans gloriously during the orgasm.

Plumber: Need me to unblock any pipes?
MILF: No thanks, my dildom just did.

by geekybroadway July 27, 2016

Dildo bash

A guy with 1000000 dildos

I'm a dildo bash!

by Imthepugster. August 8, 2016