cryptic castle

Madarchod Server, Shitty Server with Shitty Admins and Community

Boy 1: u like cryptic castle?

Boy 2: no i hope that server die in hell

by ibro2008 July 9, 2021

crypt sno

a dirty little discord slut

dont be a crypt sno

by expl0itz August 8, 2021

Crypt Breaker

When one holds in their farts all day until finally releasing the ancient stench from the depths of oblivion in one sudden gust.

Susan had to buy a new mask after she followed me out of work and got crop dusted in my crypt breaker.

by PeepyCreople January 21, 2022

crepto

Someone who steals your moms shit cave fisting virginity.

There’s Crepto, he was with Uncle Donny’s wife last night.

by Gator006 February 7, 2022

Crypolaymia

Crypolaymia is a feeling you get when something is so 'lame' you want to cry.

OH MY GOD! thats so sad lmaooo! the sense of crypolaymia is creeping up on me haha

by moderatelywarmpotato February 22, 2022

croptop

Another term for gun or weaponry capable of "cropping" out the top half of an individual's body.

Stfu before I hit you with my croptop!

by swaggybits March 15, 2022

cryptstraddock

A condition that defines the way a morbidly obese individual must walk in order to stay mobile. Often leads to injury or death in the obese individual and/or independent parties unfortunate enough to be caught in the aftermath.

"I knew this fat guy, Tony was his name. He suffered from cryptstraddock and unfortunately caused the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake upon contact with the ground. He was bound to a wheelchair for the last 3 hours of his life, but he was more fortunate than the 63 killed and 3,757 injured in the wake of his fat ass."

by BappoHotel January 15, 2023