crumpet

A word you call a white person instead of cracker

I was beat up by a gang of crumpets

by stevie April 4, 2004

Crumpaffle

A real hotrood popferooly that totally trunds yr crumble.

Christianity is OK, but the Church of Zoob is the reall Crumpaffle, my man.

by lex March 4, 2005

Texas Crumpet

When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused with "Three-Pointing the Texas Crumpet" which involves the throwing of the vagina at a wall so it sticks and the bitch is hanging there by it.

Man, Eric just gave jesse's mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.

by Jordan Ullman June 21, 2006

crump

eating while taking a dump.

I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.

by ryan and jay November 20, 2003

Crump

v. To hit or tackle hard.

Often used by Stuart Scott on ESPN.

Julius Peppers crumped Michael Vick on that last play!

by cp November 30, 2004

crump

verb - to stomp onto the stomach of a freshly deceased corpse with such force that its internal organs erupt from its anus/vagina. Usually performed so that the guts spray into the face of a willing volunteer for their perverted pleasure.

Jon: "How'd you like that time when I crumped your mum all over you?"
Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"

by Monkeytits March 18, 2014

Crumpets

A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.

Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?

by Captn Luke December 9, 2008