6 definitions by Monkeytits

crump

verb - to stomp onto the stomach of a freshly deceased corpse with such force that its internal organs erupt from its anus/vagina. Usually performed so that the guts spray into the face of a willing volunteer for their perverted pleasure.

Jon: "How'd you like that time when I crumped your mum all over you?"
Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"

by Monkeytits March 6, 2014

merciyana

A big girl who is sometimes mean, cooks good, loves dogs and men, thinks she’s god, nice and spicy

A merciyana is a smelly dog food loving beast

by Monkeytits November 23, 2021

Dopydumb

an extraordinarily mental individual that lacks the mentality to rationalize his existence but fully understands the point behind Dumbo's ears.

I met a guy in science class today and boy was he dopydumb!!

by Monkeytits April 4, 2008

dumpinpissin

a state of urination out of the penis or the vagina but at the same time excretion from the anus are performed in unison.

That bitch was dumpinpissin on my face!!

by Monkeytits April 4, 2008

biyana

A confident, hilarious, girl from Chicago, baddie, and cute period

Yo is that biyana she fine

by Monkeytits August 28, 2021

Big Cool

A stupid plastic bag that contains Styrofoam cups only in twenty.

I bought Big Cool, Twenty!!!! Cold!

by Monkeytits April 4, 2008