Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.

Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.

by Mr. Jackson March 04, 2006

Carpet Angel

An extremely attractive lesbian.

"Damn, that girl is hot!"
- "Yeah, too bad she's a carpet angel."

by Septiv April 24, 2011

carpet wax

the minimum amount of pubic hair necessary by both males and females to create the natural sliding without friction neccessary for optimum pleasure

Lou you need to let them pubic hairs grow out alittle longer-we cant get are groove without the carpet wax a weaven

by stewlou July 07, 2007

carpet shuffle

When you have had the most amazing sex ever, you cannot pick up your feet to walk.

" We went at it for so long, and it felt so good, that when we were done, I couldn't even pick up my feet and walk. So I did the carpet shuffle."

by sufimomma February 15, 2009

Carpet Bombing

The act of leaving excrement on your partners pubic hairs during a sexual act.

Sally screamed in disgust as bill layed a huge carpet bombing run down her pubic region!

by dgtlchlk November 18, 2003

carpet muncher

A person who likes to perform oral sex
on a woman.

THAT dude a carpet muncher cause he
be eating pussy all day.

by bog January 12, 2003

Carpet Shark

Slang term for a lesbian.

That carpet shark is with a different womann every night.

by Paul P June 26, 2004