Calebism

A Religion made for shit heads who like to watch people die in cages.

Dan: You going to the meeting about calebism.
Chris: Nah, I heard calebism is made for cock juggling thunder cunts.

by Jordaism August 24, 2016

Caleb

An autistic kid that has different hair colors. A Caleb is usually a metal head and likes people with similar routines and styles. A Caleb is edgy and is identified as a 'School Shooter'.

"Hey Caleb, wanna go to a Red Fang concert?" Or "Hey Caleb, would you want to go to the winter dance with me?"

by Projectile Vomit April 20, 2018

Caleb

Sometimes caleb's can be selfish hoes that dont care about anyone, they have huge egos and let their pride get in the way of fun, they are smartasses, and sometimes rude towards their girlfriends, calebs may seem nice but they can be jerks.

Girl: CALEB LEFT ME FOR A HOE!
Girl 2: Hoes belong together, you'll find someone better than Caleb.

by Fucker_XP June 11, 2018

Cale

The ship name of the adorable couple Colleen and Dale.

Omg Cale is my otp!

by Clickersishten June 17, 2018

Caleb

A caleb is a sexy man with big muscles and he loves the ladys.

Oh caleb is sexy.

by Yfdgyfftrjyffyudy November 10, 2018

caleedity

a situation that is beyond reason, fucked up, no understanding, random insanity.

That crazy professor's explanation of the problem was caleedity

by Darren Edwin October 12, 2004

calendergasm

Its when the time/date show the same number/s in each field.

*Woot, in before Tom!*

the ninth second of the ninth minute of the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of 2009

calendergasm'ed would be

09/09/09/09/09/09

by CarlTomTristan September 9, 2009