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cream pie

where a man comes inside a man or woman without a condom. often people with breeding kinks like to cream pie/ get cream pied. getting a cream pie feels really good
bro 1: dude i cream pied stacy last night
bro 2: sick was it good
bro 1: you have no idea dude she was so tight and when i creampied in her she loosened a little just how i like it
bro 2: ... so you wanna threesome anytime soon?
bro 1: sure dude stacy's too good not to share
mugGet the cream piemug.

cream knot

Dried up post-ejaculatory semen at the tip of the penis. (Think: Leaving an Elmers Glue bottle open after use. It dries up and clogs the hole)
Urinate after sex so that these do not form.
Ew, I sucked Steves pee stick last night and a cream knot hit the back of my throat when he popped. It was chunky

I went to pee this morning but had to pick the cream knot from last night.
by Emefer March 28, 2020
mugGet the cream knotmug.

cream bucket

Man that guy is such cream dumpster, he has been will all your friends, dump that cream bucket!
Shit that old geezer is such a cream bucket.
by Kiprusoff November 14, 2010
mugGet the cream bucketmug.

whipped cream

a special act of BDSM that involves two people, one of which is a man, a whip, and a can of whipped cream. when the man ejaculates, the second person whips the dick until the man ejaculates again. whipped cream is put on the dick and is licked off.
Aww man, she gave me a whipped cream last night!
by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018
mugGet the whipped creammug.

Ostrich Cream

A mispronunciation of a boston cream donut. Usually occurs in a Tim Hortons Restaurant.
I'll have one ostrich cream donut, I mean boston cream!!! XD
by Jah-Cough January 25, 2011
mugGet the Ostrich Creammug.

yitter cream

Yitter cream is made from gay sex. It is a mixture between poo and cum
Eww that dude is selling canned yitter cream at walmart
by Mrcavallo November 7, 2015
mugGet the yitter creammug.

Cream Egg

When you ejaculate into a woman's vagina and proceed to eat/slurp it out with your mouth.
"Hey Sid, Jordan, come share this Cream Egg with me!"
by PenguinWanker January 27, 2018
mugGet the Cream Eggmug.

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