Chode

Matt Guffy, Weatherman, a penis that is wider than it is short

Matt Guffy has a chode, did you send her pictures of your chode?

by Chodeinthemouth April 4, 2009

Chode

A short fat Italian car salesman that looks to be about 9 months preggers.

AKA: F.r.a.n.k V.i.t.o.l.o

That guy has to have a Chode!

What a Chode!

He looks like a complete Chode!

by ipod touch theif December 19, 2012

Chode

chode: past tense of chide.

Chide: –verb (used with object)
1.
to express disapproval of; scold; reproach: The principal chided the children for their thoughtless pranks.
2.
to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding: She chided him into apologizing.

Having been referred to as a chode, the gentleman exercised diligence in researching the word. Learning of the common urban meaning, the gentleman chose, upon reflection, to take the remark as a compliment and a statement of his endowment rather than to be chided by the misuses of a known word. After all, making this choice defines the difference between a "man" and a "gentleman".

by tiwagaja November 22, 2011

chode

a character in pop sci fi series 'Tripping the Rift'

HEY chode your purple a fuckhead

by a viewer March 10, 2005

chode

Area between the sac and the butthole.

Or if your not in reality....

A penis wider than it is long!

Yomama has a 8-foot chode.

Either definition works for this one!

by wakalakalover45 June 28, 2005

chode

a penis wide than it is long

Alex has a chode. He is so self concious about it that he refuses to change his clothes in front of girls since it looks like a portabella mushroom.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

Chode

a penis wider than it is long.

the area between the balls and anus is the fuckin gooch i gimps

u suck chode inthe hole

by JamesTheGuy March 8, 2003