Chode

A penis that is equal in length and width

Dale Glenn has a chode

by obey31 April 16, 2010

Chode

A person or thing who is stupid, mean, irritating or some combination of the three. A jackass, a douchebag.

"That guy is such a chode."

"Don't be a chode, share your chocolate with me."

"These chode jeans keep falling down."

by lina.rhodent June 29, 2009

Chode

A sandwich, that looks like a penis. That is often given out of love.

Person A. "Dood whats wrong with that sammich?"

Person B. " Its a total chode, person C. gave it to me"

Person A. "D'aw that must be love."

by Khan Gurotesku April 3, 2011

Chode

chode: past tense of chide.

Chide: –verb (used with object)
1.
to express disapproval of; scold; reproach: The principal chided the children for their thoughtless pranks.
2.
to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding: She chided him into apologizing.

Having been referred to as a chode, the gentleman exercised diligence in researching the word. Learning of the common urban meaning, the gentleman chose, upon reflection, to take the remark as a compliment and a statement of his endowment rather than to be chided by the misuses of a known word. After all, making this choice defines the difference between a "man" and a "gentleman".

by tiwagaja November 22, 2011

chode

Area between the sac and the butthole.

Or if your not in reality....

A penis wider than it is long!

Yomama has a 8-foot chode.

Either definition works for this one!

by wakalakalover45 June 28, 2005

Chode

a penis wider than it is long.

the area between the balls and anus is the fuckin gooch i gimps

u suck chode inthe hole

by JamesTheGuy March 8, 2003

chode

a penis wide than it is long

Alex has a chode. He is so self concious about it that he refuses to change his clothes in front of girls since it looks like a portabella mushroom.

by charles heston October 25, 2004