Chaos Message

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos

greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!

by xDAGx May 16, 2011

Chaos theory

Basically, shit happens

Have you heard of chaos theory?

No
It means shit happens

by squirrelcooters July 22, 2018

The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Chaos

Very cool guy. He can be kinda mean to People he doesn't know but very sweet to people that are important to him. He's really funny but still knows when to be serious.

Guy 1: Wow he's so mean
Guy 2: no he just doesn't know you, he's a Chaos

by eatingyoursoul April 4, 2022

Running past a Chaos Orb

When an individual tries to operate or utilize anything obtained through illicit means, and does so without prior experience and in objectively poor form. This is often a shameless public display meant to bolster ego, but invariably arouses suspicion and brings the authenticity of the individual, and their abilities, into question.

"He just ran past a Chaos Orb!" - Quin | "He's Running Past a Chaos Orb"

by acie502 January 13, 2025

chaos lord

Too chaotic to be defined. The originally prototype of all that is expansive. Also, Chaos Lord is you for that he is your creator.

Daaayyuummmm, Chaos Lord is top tier OG.

by I am you are me, beyatch! May 14, 2018

chaos works

a duo band combined with the extreme radness of uncle Skeen and daddy Duffy. they pretty much rocka shocka a lot. plus the lead singers are fuckign hot.

chaos works fucking rocks

by Adjhdf September 15, 2006