horse blumpkin

The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.

Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.

by Weslitzu January 26, 2008

Dirty Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a dirty sanchez (wiping poop above ur lip)

John was horny and wanted poop on his face so he gave me a Dirty Blumpkin

by Hollowzero April 10, 2008

Blumpkin Catcher

The reciever of the warm brownie in a blumpkin ménage à trois...Eliminates the need for a shitter...

Hey honey your friend Eric would make a great Blumpkin Catcher

by Shizzle Daddy November 10, 2005

blumpkin cherry pie

When you are giving a girl a blumpkin in The Johnny Bench style and she doesn't tell you she's on the rag.

Dude I was givin this broad the a blumpkin and it turned out to be a blumpkin cherry pie, I freakin puked!

by Bonglajio August 9, 2006

double blumpkin

When you and a friend achieve the amazing feat of reciving simultaneous blumpkins in a public bathroom.

Guess what happened to me and earl last weekend, we met up with some skanks and got a double blumpkin.

by the duke of all dukes January 13, 2009

blumpkin diving

when a man recieves fellatio while concurrently excreting fecal matter in a pool, or any large body of water. Both subjects must be submerged in the water, except for whoever is on the recieving end may have thier head out of the water. Defecation must be executed underwater as well. Recieving a blumpkin at the edge of a pool and, say, letting the shit just fall into the pool does not constitue as blumpkin diving.

Debbie went blumpkin diving with Tom at a party and the pool was later evacuated and sterilized.

by jbd July 23, 2008

Blumpkin Backfire

When you have received so many Blumpkins that you can only orgasm when you smell shit. When people fart you wind up following them around, nose to their ass, and jacking off at the same time. Instead of flushing the toilet after you pinch off a biscuit you leave it there for months, because the more rancid the odor the farther you shoot your load.

Blumpkin Backfire (adj.) "Fuck man I was with this hot slut on a date, and the fat guy next to me farted... next thing I knew I was butt naked jerkin' my turkey and spitting up mayo all over my ho's tank top!"

by Tyler Breckenridge December 18, 2005