A bat often brought to a sale by older women which is used to fight for a sale item. Usually done when another grandma tries to get the same sale item you wanted first. Sale Bats are also part of the pre-Christmas workout called 'Sale-R-cise', although it can be used at any time. The first known use of a Sale Bat was on April 27, 2011 when Beatrice and Paul Middleton were playing with one. You have to be careful not to get caught with it or else you will hear Mom yell very loudly.
Beatrice: Hey Wilson, want me to teach you how to use a Sale Bat?
Wilson: (stunned) Are you talking like a vandal? I don't know. What good will a Sale Bat do me? Are you trying to get me in trouble here?
Beatrice: No, this is how you use a Sale Bat. Its a whole lot of fun. What you do is you take it to the store and wait for an old granny like me to come and steal a sale item. Then here's the fun part: you clobber them with it. I mean, you really let 'em have it!
Bryant: Beatrice Elvira Mary Duke Middleton!! What in the world are you teaching him? To steal stuff? Oh my God! My own Gunny Granny, a common criminal!!
Beatrice: (laughing) Well, you want a piece of it! We could We could practice on Grandma Flo. It'd be fun. Then we could go to the store and try it out for real.
Morris: (really angry) Mom, I don't approve of this. You are NOT taking that ball bat to the store. I will not have it!
Beatrice: (starts swinging at Morris with the baseball bat) You want a piece of me, son? Do you?!! Pretend I'm at the store trying to steal something you want. I'm trying to give you all a lesson here. That's all this is.
Morris: Hey, that item was in my cart. Get away from it!! (grabs the bat and whacks Beatrice hard in the arm).
Beatrice: That's it! You've got it now! That's a Sale Bat. Every granny should keep one of these. Even a Gunny Granny like me.
Wilson: (stunned) Are you talking like a vandal? I don't know. What good will a Sale Bat do me? Are you trying to get me in trouble here?
Beatrice: No, this is how you use a Sale Bat. Its a whole lot of fun. What you do is you take it to the store and wait for an old granny like me to come and steal a sale item. Then here's the fun part: you clobber them with it. I mean, you really let 'em have it!
Bryant: Beatrice Elvira Mary Duke Middleton!! What in the world are you teaching him? To steal stuff? Oh my God! My own Gunny Granny, a common criminal!!
Beatrice: (laughing) Well, you want a piece of it! We could We could practice on Grandma Flo. It'd be fun. Then we could go to the store and try it out for real.
Morris: (really angry) Mom, I don't approve of this. You are NOT taking that ball bat to the store. I will not have it!
Beatrice: (starts swinging at Morris with the baseball bat) You want a piece of me, son? Do you?!! Pretend I'm at the store trying to steal something you want. I'm trying to give you all a lesson here. That's all this is.
Morris: Hey, that item was in my cart. Get away from it!! (grabs the bat and whacks Beatrice hard in the arm).
Beatrice: That's it! You've got it now! That's a Sale Bat. Every granny should keep one of these. Even a Gunny Granny like me.
by Dusty's Baby Powder May 21, 2011
Get the Sale Batmug. by Rockandrolljunkiie May 12, 2010
Get the Cooter Batsmug. A skull with a set of bat wings.
The logo used by the heavy metal band Overkill since 1988's album Under the Influence up til today. The mascot was later stolen by the Avenged Sevenfold band which came many years afterward. It was originally Overkills logo on almost every single album for over 20 years.
The logo used by the heavy metal band Overkill since 1988's album Under the Influence up til today. The mascot was later stolen by the Avenged Sevenfold band which came many years afterward. It was originally Overkills logo on almost every single album for over 20 years.
by Aceshigh22 April 22, 2009
Get the Death Batmug. n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.
Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average
The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average
The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.
by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009
Get the Batting averagemug. by Hank Cassa May 13, 2006
Get the pat the batmug. Another name for a Moth which infests the Denver, CO region every summer. Also known as the Miller Moth. They are incredibly annoying and obsessed with bright lights.
Yall best keep screens in your windows at night! Them nigger bats will be all up in this bitch if you don't! Sheeeeiiiittt
by Catfish Jones June 14, 2014
Get the nigger batmug. by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 9, 2006
Get the half batmug.