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Bean Burrito
A bean burrito is the process by which one peforms anal sex on his partner and then proceeds to receive oral stimulation from the same partner.
Bean Burrito by Hugh Schtickinmyazz March 4, 2010
Jailhouse Burrito
a disgusting concoction mistaken for food in the prison system.
the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.
to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.
after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).
the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.
it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.
not recommended to be tried by free humans.
or animals.
(this is a real recipe)
the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.
to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.
after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).
the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.
it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.
not recommended to be tried by free humans.
or animals.
(this is a real recipe)
Jailhouse Burrito by Wild Drunken Bill August 13, 2008
strawberry burrito
relating to strawberry taco; the result of blood on a guys dick after he's had sex with a chic on the rag.
strawberry burrito by sex_goddess June 11, 2008
smothered burrito
When a person is rolled tight in a blanket with their arms at their sides and they are unable to move, with only their head exposed. Once the person is rolled in the "burrito" they are then smothered with a large quantity of semen.
Dude, last night i put my girlfriend in a smothered burrito. I just rolled her up in the blanket and blew a fat load right on her face. it was awesome!
smothered burrito by koolegged September 6, 2013
beefy five layer burrito
This is when five Mexicans are naked, dirty, and totally wrapped up in a big blanket resulting in anal and excessive spooning
Did you walk by the Valquerez's? I saw all 5 of maria's uncles in a beefy five layer burrito in the living room.
beefy five layer burrito by Briana>:) August 2, 2010