Apocalyptologest

A scientist who theorizes about things of apocalyptic proportions. Usually said theories make little or no sense and are a figment of the imagination of the Apocalyptologest.

Zayd the Apocalyptologest: "I predict that the world will end from a zombie apocalypse in 2012 because my shit was unnaturally big today!"

by The Sand Niglet May 8, 2011

Apofloria

The disorder of returning to Facebook when you are bored or have no more current tasks; limitation of productivity. Usually induces lethargy.

Origin: Latin "apocatastaticus" meaning returning, or to return, Latin "foraminatus" meaning bored.

"I have apofloria... bad"
"Theres never anything exiting on Facebook, but my apolforia still controls me"

by AlexanderSmith November 8, 2011

Apothemgitirately

Apothemgiterately is the apotheosis of truth and actuality, the highest form of seriousness and being literal. It is a combination of the words apotheosis, legitimate, and literately. Seeing as these words by themselves are often used to describe actuallity but then also used firugatively, the combination of them disambiguates the possiblity of misunderstanding and presents a new idea of the ultimate reality; apotheosis of truth and actuality. An even higher actuality than legiterately.

I apothemgitirately promise you that I did not steal the money.

He is being apothemgitirate when he speaks about his feelings towards sports.

by ProSatu14 June 10, 2013

Apology Muffin

See pity fuck.

It didn't work out but at least I got an apology muffin.

by Yousmelllikewrong August 7, 2014

apology mayonaise

When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise

Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise

by X3n7 April 17, 2015

apocrypha (fiction)

In the context of fiction, apocrypha includes those fictional stories that do not belong within a fictional universe's canon, yet still have some authority relating to that fictional universe. The boundaries between canon and apocrypha can often be blurred.

The word "Apocrypha" is sometimes used to describe works set in a fictional universe that may not belong in the canon.

These may include tie-in merchandise such as video games, novels and comics, which are sometimes termed 'Expanded Universes'.

Often these materials might contradict the continuity that has already been established by 'canon'. Even when no such contradictions occur, such materials may still be deemed apocrypha possibly because they might have been produced largely independently of the creator of the fictional universe. For example, Joss Whedon, creator of the Buffyverse, has little involvement with the Buffyverse novels and has never read an entire novel, let alone closely overseen or edited one.

The Star Trek canon consists of the various Star Trek television series and movies. All the other Star Trek stories which have been licensed by Paramount (novels, comics..) are not part of canon, they are instead apocrypha. Fan fiction is classified as fanon.

Lady 1: You thinks, It's canon?

Lady 2: Nah, apocrypha (fiction)

by Kerria190 November 19, 2016

apolinario

Usually ended with Jr. Comes from Philipino roots. And is very handsome. He usually looks 30 years younger than his actual age and is very sophisticated. If he has a family, they are very loving, kind, and so cool.

Omagah!Is that Apolinario and his family. He is so handsome. And so is his family.

by sammysprinkler$$$$$ December 11, 2016