comedy of the commons

because the irony of the "Tragedy of the commons" is that humans (and our mental economics) are HUGELY stupid. sobig stupid.
by jek September 09, 2003
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Common man

1. A person who is born lower to middle class in social hierarchy which strive to do every work to become better in life.

2. Typically a manlet (below average height) that is determined to climb social ladder and have ambition to become rich and hook all women.
3. Low-key incel.
—Look at that short guy, he's a typical common man.
by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024
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common grub

A kid that goes to your school that is definitely a homosexual.
Hey look at that common grub

Pretty sure he is gay
by You moms moms moms mother January 15, 2017
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Common Derek L

Referring to a fail or a epic fail. Can be used to describe fails such as, getting arrested and charged with vandalism on May 21 2023, having L rizz, messing up relationships, being short, being a cracker, being a short skinny cracker, losing a game, getting insulted, losing an item or a friend, and failing a test.
“They just died in a car crash
“That’s just a common Derek L”
by Sterek Dack May 25, 2023
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Common joe L

Joe having an awful opinion usually surrounding football and Manchester United
Joe : rashford is top 5 wingers all time

Everyone with a brain: common joe L
by Jacquin May 06, 2023
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commonable

a human specifically of the female gender that is attractive enough to blow your load on.
that slut over there is commonable!
by Joshua Wittenberg October 16, 2008
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Leo Commons

Known paedophile and gang rapist who resides in London.
Person 1: I saw Leo Commons in the Meow Meow Meadows Discord server flirting with a fat ho.

Person 2: He's moved on from Snipzy's sister already?
by NotAvexic March 25, 2025
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