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Putrid Child

A nickname/insult for a friend/enemy. Can be used sarcastically or seriously and can be a good or bad thing. They person does not actually need to be putrid or a child for you to say this to them. Actually works best when they're older than you and clean. Can often be compared to calling to someone a scurvy dog
Old Man in store: "You took the last carton of eggs! How dare you! Respect your elders!"
You (Either seriously or non-seriously): "Shut up, putrid child."
by OneScurvyDog January 13, 2020
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hello child

Just being a creep in general
by I'm Joking January 25, 2017
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Mike Childs

Someone on a social media website, who will comment on any posts stating his/her opinion -tagged or not-. Usually, the opinion causes disagreement and the result is a full blown arguement which ends with Obama shutting the government down again. Mike Childs' post statuses / pictures, and when someone expresses their opinion on it they must prove them wrong.
Person: I hate gays.
Mike Childs: Gays are like by society, it's the government that doesn't like gays.
by Home_Pope May 14, 2014
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Bastard child

Justin katerburg

Any child born out out of marriage. Not including Scandinavians.
Toowelloo: hey Justin! Stop compulsively lying about everything. You're a bastard child so it's understandable

Justin: no dude my dad was a pro snowboarder in the 80's

Tyrone: sure. Then he had to quit to deal with the bastard child that you are

Justin: sobs
by Niggly4637 January 6, 2014
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child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.
Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.
by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007
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love child

A word used when describing a person, comparing their appearance to two individuals. Usually used in an insulting manner.
You look like the love child of Chewbacca and The Fonz.
by crackdealerdownon31st October 28, 2008
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bastard child

Child born with unwed parents or with a father that isn't mothers husband.
Martha had an affair with her co-worker and had a bastard child.
by doggy t December 13, 2006
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