Car-nonce

Someone who enjoys new cars

This car is fresh out the factory, you could say in a car-nonce

by CosmosFury September 9, 2025

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

The Nonnie

Also known as slob on my nob like corn on the cob. The act of a “blow job” when grandma pleases grandpa.

The Nonnie is giving grandpa a blow job.

by Thickhedgehog October 10, 2025

Juxtaposital Nonsense

A rhetorical style that utilizes impeccable grammar and sophisticated, authoritative vocabulary to bridge entirely unrelated or imaginary concepts. The goal is to create a "Structural Illusion of Profundity," where the sentence sounds so logically sound and "learned" that the listener attempts to find deep meaning in a vacuum of literal sense. It is the art of using high-level syntax to deliver absolute gibberish with the confidence of an expert.

The internal atmospheric saturation of the localized perimeter is merely a byproduct of the bi-lateral clockwork frequency, which can only be subjugated through a rigorous theological recalibration of the horizontal axis; this is, of course, a classic instance of Juxtaposital Nonsense.

by ProffX March 26, 2026

Flippant nonsense

Restore flippant nonsense but relegate to an ancillary function.

Hym Iam "You know, I really feel better if the flippant nonsense is in there. You know? Make it an ancillary part of the data set but still restore it."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2026

bot-cha-nonna

a word you use when you are winning a game of fooseball

yess! we just scored! bot-cha-nonna!!!!

by shahariea November 28, 2007