Capital markets

A nameless, faceless, being that can be blamed or cited as an excuse for anything.

I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.

by clermontboy May 19, 2025

VP Marketing

The most prestigious position ever made. You will most likely get a ton of work and emails. You are best friends with the one in-charge too.

Hey VP Marketing, did you get the other 20 emails sent today? Better respond or fail.

by Oceancommotionatthebeach June 3, 2025

fugly marky

Fugly balding manchild.

Oh he’s sooo fugly. I know he thinks it’s cute to bleach his hair but he’s 30 and balding. He’s a bit of a fugly marky.

by ArJay41 June 5, 2025

ethan marks

Ethan Marks always struggled on the basketball court, his awkward shots earning him chuckles from friends. Despite his lack of skills, he had a peculiar charm that drew Zara, his eccentric girlfriend, close. With her quirky fashion sense and offbeat humor, they made an unlikely but endearing pair, embracing their uniqueness together.

'Ethan Marks missed another 3-pointer'

by chester103 June 19, 2025

Hasty Market

Hasty Market is a Canadian convenience store chain. Since the first Hasty Market was opened in 1981 in Hamilton, Ontario, the company has grown to over 150 locations across Ontario. Hasty Market provides the usual convenience store offerings, and at some locations has hot food, smoothies, and more.

Example 1:
"I'm out of milk. Time to go to Hasty Market!"

Example 2:
Guelph resident: "I keep trying to buy eggs, but Cam Guthrie keeps jumping out from behind Hasty Market and stealing all my eggs!"
Cam Guthrie: *sucks egg*

by hailqueensatan July 20, 2025

Trump market

The general economy, or more specifically the stock market, after a leader makes a really stupid decision or announcement after which there is a steep drop just due to perception of the change.

My 401(k) balance looked great for retirement until the Trump market after the president said he would add tariffs to all other countries for everything, even though that was an obviously horrible idea based on the market response and his own waffling later on the decision.

by Dchilder August 7, 2025

job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!

Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?

by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025