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3 fart rule 

When you begin your fantasy football draft, you first announce the 3 fart rule. This means that each franchise representative gets to fart twice with no penalty. On the third fart, that owner is forced to draft outside and must select a kicker with their next pick. Often times will also doom a team for the season. Creates some of the worst fantasy football karma.
Jack: (5:30 p.m.) The draft is now open as well as the 3 fart rule is now in effect.

Tim: (5:31 p.m.) Fart

Mike: That is one

Tim: (5:33 p.m.) Fart

Mike: that is two Duck, damn

Tim: (5:35 p.m.) Fart

League: Damnit Duck, that is 3. It smells like someone died down here, that is a serious flagrant fowl, and you just broke the 3 fart rule, enjoy Sebastian Janikowski as your franchise player.
3 fart rule by BoRo83 July 13, 2011
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potato fart 

When you fart and you accidentlly poop and the poop is a size of a potato
Ahhh man bruh I need new underwear and pants because I just had a potato fart
potato fart by I like potato November 30, 2014
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Kick Fart 

When one's ass is so fat, they have to kick their leg out in order to fully release the fart trapped in their butt cheeks.
Yo Fitz, do you think Megan has to kick fart?
Kick Fart by SAVAGEBEING September 9, 2016

Nipple fart

Last night Trisha let me do a nipple fart on her! It was so hot I almost splooged myself!
Nipple fart by spanishclass1 December 8, 2017

Vacuum Jam Fart

See Cranburricane
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.
Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart
Vacuum Jam Fart by erectism January 11, 2008

Dirty Slut Fart

A really horrible, smelly fart done by a dirty old woman.
Woman: I just did a dirty slut fart, and it stunk really bad.
Man: You dirty slut.

the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.
(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"
the fart & flour test by brad July 21, 2003