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One page relationship

A relationship that is so short you can see the beginning and end of it on one page of newsfeed on his/her Facebook
Boy 1: Man, they obviously weren't a very good couple, they were only together for like 2 days.
Boy 2: Yeah, they were definitely in a one page relationship
by ManOutsideYourWindow March 25, 2010
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two-thirty-one

The universal time for Sex.
"Why were you in my bed at two-thirty-one last night?"

Veronica and Jon were getting it on at two-thirty one.
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one photo wonder

When someone has one picture of themselves that is absolutely gorgeous, it doesnt compare to this rest of their pictures.
John -Hey dude, did u see Sarah's display pic? She looks soooo hot!

Steve- Ya, bro! But the rest of her pics are not as cute, she's a one photo wonder.
by Celtic princess April 8, 2011
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One A.M. Wonder

A one a.m. wonder can be anyone who gets to the point in their day when they just cannot focus anymore. You are exhausted both mentally and physically yet something compels you to continue to function as you usually would however you can’t this state causes you to make bad decisions usually leading to either damage to yourself or the surrounding equipment. A one a.m. wonder should not be allowed near operating or energized equipment and is best suited to be left in a safe environment like an office or home with all sharp objects and tools removed.
Regardless of when Billy goes to do work, he works like a One A.M. Wonder, everything he touches ends up worse.
by IandCtechsATmillstone July 28, 2010
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One-man Crowd

A person who gets a crowd psyched up by being the first one to clap or to shout.
Also a person who claps and shouts, at a small concert or show, enough to replace a small cheering crowd.
Man, that show tonight had a rough crowd, at least Gary was there to get them to start cheering, he's a one-man crowd!
by DINOLazar August 20, 2010
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One eyed milkman

Slang for:
cock, penis, knob, donald trump, dick, meat, snake, sausage, etc.
Rick: Did you see Paul last night?

Dave: Nah mate, I heard he was wasted though!

Rick: Mate! Wasted is an understatement! He got up on the table and got his one eyed milkman out in front of the whole pub.
by I catch dinosaurs September 28, 2011
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One Hit Wanker

Just like a normal wanker, only he is finished a hell of a lot faster.
"oh boy, what a one hit wanker- one hit and he's done"
by Dave Mate September 8, 2008
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