bleet

a category of animals with wool like substances covering there body ie. sheep,ram,goat,alpaca,lama.ect

it seems your farm has a variety of bleets

by elintiya October 3, 2025

blesstie

coined by sky @goodnightloveyouu and further propagated by natasha @natashajadeacosta

a portmanteau of “bless” and “bestie”

so blessed to have my besties, my blessties <333

by blesstie October 4, 2025

Blendilacalism

The crime of blending people

Mr. Mark, you will be charged for committing blendilacalism!

by SerloTheSteve October 7, 2025

bleach

Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.

bleach

by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025

blessed weight loss

The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.

Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

BLESS ME

A self-given “bless you” after sneezing, used when no one else says it—or even if they do. It’s giving a mix of manners , self love and main character energy. A polite flex.

“Achoo—bless me.”
Friend: “Lol, I was about to say it”
You: “You were too slow.”

by RocketCulture April 26, 2025

Blendy

A fine lady called Wendy. Who exhibits traits of a black woman.

Oh that xwendy is such a blendy with the way she drinks and drives.

by boomyitv May 1, 2025