Splash Town Handshake 

The act of frolicking around at any waterpark in particular and 'accidentally' manuvering your toe into the crotch of a nearby, and conveniently located fellow park guest. Best performed in a large wavepool or other deeper, agitated water attraction where there is a sizeable group of people in close proximity to one another and limited chance of being immediately discovered as the perpetrator of the act. Usually done in order to satisfy one's urges to make physical contact with a hot, young chick in a way that my wife won't notice.

Billy - "Hey that chick is hot!"

Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"

Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"

Doug- "What if your wife notices?"

Billy- "Who?"

Splash Town Handshake by El Panadero August 3, 2010

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag 

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009

axe handles 

A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.

Is she cute?
No man, she's at least 2 ax handles

axe handles by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

fuzzy hands

Pertains to a human or animal with extremities located at the end their arms which have a frizzy, fluffy, or frayed texture and appearance.

Monkey: Why are you so interested in my fuzzy hands??

fuzzy hands by Monkey.Boy July 31, 2011

Detroit Handshake

A lap-dance with a hand applied happy ending at one of Detroit's famous gentlman's clubs.

Dave left the Booby Trap on 8-mile with a smile on his face last night. What happened? One of the dancer's in their gave him a Detroit Handshake.

Detroit Handshake by Motor City Michael February 5, 2010

universally handsome 

1. Being sexually or physically appealing to people no matter your ethnicity or a person's usual general preference.

2. Someone considered good-looking no matter what country they are in.

My friend finally met the Italian that I'd been telling her about. Though our tastes in guys usually differ, she had to agree that he was hot stuff. I thought up the word "universally handsome" to describe our mutual appreciation.

universally handsome by cdbb September 8, 2008

handsworth fireworks 

Handsworth fireworks refers to the orange glowing embers that are visible when lighting or tapping a spliff in the dark. Also, can be used for anything similar, ie: flicking a cigarette. Originates from the high levels of marijuana use in Handsworth.

1. Watch out, you get those handsworth fireworks on your jeans and you'll get a hot rock hole.

handsworth fireworks by JoeDMan May 28, 2006