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Holding Hands in Wexford

To walk hand in hand with your affair partner, in a town other than the one you live in, without a care in the world. The town name can be replaced with other names, depending on your locality.

I first heard this from my ex-spouse, who gleefully used it to describe so and so, whom my ex said was cheating on their partner. Turns out my ex was also holding hands, but in a different town.
“You’ll never guess who is holding hands in Wexford!”
by MovedOnSince October 5, 2025
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Hand me down hoe

When a hoe gets handed down to a homie

(Otherwise known as a not so sloppy second)
Hey bro you can smash Alli if you want

Nah man I don’t want no hand me down hoe
by anonymous November 6, 2022
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hand truck

A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.
I'd hate to be that guys girlfriend. I hear when she's pmsing she gives some serious hand trucks.
by Hand truck man March 21, 2016
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two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.
David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.
by muleymomma May 19, 2014
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Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet
Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Second Hand Cheeseburger

A second hand cheeseburger is when two people kiss their buttholes together and dedicate into eachothers asses.
I gave Mary quite the Second Hand Cheeseburger last night!
by Lu Anthony August 7, 2025
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3rd hand smoke

by Yoyogurl May 18, 2018
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