Penis van Lesbian

Penis van Lesbian was the birth name of "Dick van Dyke". The actor was forced to change his name by his Hollywood agent. He was upset because the van Lesbians were an old Dutch family. His co-star Mary Tyler Moore supposedly called him this.

Penis van Lesbian sez: That young guy is hot. I want to have a lesbian relationship with him.

by ahsay November 1, 2018

little bald penis

little bald penis aka LBP is someone who thinks that they know everything about anything but is really a geek.They flex their muscles of authority everywhere but at home where they are just a pathetic pussy whipped anti-male.They try to impress all with their knowledge of useless information which also leads to diarehha of the mouth

That little bald penis is really getting on my nerves

by Buck Burrmeister September 19, 2006

penis butter samwich

When a guy ejaculates into a girls held-together thighs with the head of his dick nestled between her legs, instead of jizzing in her vagina or upon her stomach.

Hey what happened last night?
Man we ran out of condoms so i just gave her a penis butter samwich.

by 82BU November 3, 2015

penis showing game

A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.

Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?

by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019

penis Mccunt fuck

it generally means a complete idiot who just asked a completely retarded question or they have no freaking idea what they are talking about

you freakin' penis Mccunt fuck

by Matt Hamster April 29, 2006

purple penis eater

A female with a propensity for wearing purple lip makeup and a bent for oral sex. Usually accompanied with extreme emotional problems.

I went to a rave last night and ran into a purple penis eater.

by Scrimmy August 22, 2008

rescue penis 911

A horribly funny spin off of Rescue 911, but in a real life sense. Its generally used to refer to when a male hooks up with a physically unattractive female.

Dude did you see Josh on Rescue Penis 911 last night?

Yeah dude, she was the skankiest skank boat of all the skanks, I bet he washed his dick like 5 times this morning.

by Jeff Abbott June 1, 2006