23 definitions by El Poopstersaurus

When you get a huge load of shit or jizz in your hand then give someone a handshake.
That SOB gave me a deluxe handshake so I kicked him in the nads.
by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017
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A pain reliever that is shoved up the ass.
My head hurts...pop a asstaminophen in my bunghole please.
by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017
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Short-hand for "I just shit my pants".
Jagoogala! I may need to change my pants here soon!
by El Poopstersaurus January 25, 2018
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A person who is too shy to drop a deuce in public and therefore opts to just shit all up in his/her drawers.
Dude, I used to be nothing but a poopbutt but now I'm the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
by El Poopstersaurus January 25, 2018
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A habit done primarily to increase one's luck. It involves pooping on a piece of wood (preferably hardwood).
I have never farted in class---poop on wood.
by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017
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Any type of grass that looks, smells, or tastes like pure asshole.
I planted a bunch of ass-a-frass grass in my yard to keep the burglars away.
by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017
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Someone who is always trying to poop on other people's belongings
That poopaholic took a shit in my backpack right before class.
by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017
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