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A horribly funny spin off of Rescue 911, but in a real life sense. Its generally used to refer to when a male hooks up with a physically unattractive female.
Dude did you see Josh on Rescue Penis 911 last night?

Yeah dude, she was the skankiest skank boat of all the skanks, I bet he washed his dick like 5 times this morning.
by Jeff Abbott May 29, 2006
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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