cat

a lazy fuck

cat: *laying down*
person: you lazy fuck

by gaycrabsbelike June 9, 2019

Shawn The Cat

The best cat sock puppet in the world who just went through a divorce and is over his ex. He also has a youtube channel that is Shawn The Cat

"Shawn The Cat is way to good for Finn (his ex husband)"

by iamchimychonga June 13, 2019

Cats

Small and furry ninjas who bring you dead animals in exchange for catfood.

The cats bring me a dead bird and I give him catfood.

by Tomtomgirl June 15, 2019

Cat

A rodent that does nothing but shit everywhere

A cat is a amazing creature

by The Real Bigg daddy June 16, 2019

Cat

A feline or human that can do just about anything and will never get caught ever.

Tess has always been a cat. She's so good she can get away with murder.
When my cat walked in the room I let her jump in my lap so I could pet her.

by Pet&PurrSystems June 17, 2019

cat

An animal with pointy short ears, long tail, and paws with nails.

A bobcat won't have a long tail.

I have a cat.

by Idiotic Gaming June 19, 2019

Dry cat food

When your eating a girl out but her Pussy is dry af

Bruh she was dry cat food

by Alfoa June 20, 2019