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cat

cat: *laying down*
person: you lazy fuck
by gaycrabsbelike June 9, 2019
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Shawn The Cat

The best cat sock puppet in the world who just went through a divorce and is over his ex. He also has a youtube channel that is Shawn The Cat
"Shawn The Cat is way to good for Finn (his ex husband)"
by iamchimychonga June 13, 2019
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Cats

Small and furry ninjas who bring you dead animals in exchange for catfood.
The cats bring me a dead bird and I give him catfood.
by Tomtomgirl June 15, 2019
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Cat

A rodent that does nothing but shit everywhere
by The Real Bigg daddy June 16, 2019
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Cat

A feline or human that can do just about anything and will never get caught ever.
Tess has always been a cat. She's so good she can get away with murder.
When my cat walked in the room I let her jump in my lap so I could pet her.
by Pet&PurrSystems June 17, 2019
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cat

An animal with pointy short ears, long tail, and paws with nails.

A bobcat won't have a long tail.
I have a cat.
by Idiotic Gaming June 19, 2019
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Dry cat food

When your eating a girl out but her Pussy is dry af
Bruh she was dry cat food
by Alfoa June 20, 2019
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