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ally cat pains 

The feeling a person gets when thier like a cat standing alone in an ally staring at the sky abondond by its former loved ones.

Ally cat girl: (tears running down its cheek)
(a Tom cat boy stagers by and looks at Ally)
Tom cat boy: Whats your damage cat?
Ally cat girl: This has been the day from tragidy.
Tom cat boy: Can't be that bad, your breathing right.
Ally cat girl: My ex's new girlfriend is one of the worst types of people I have ever encounterd.

- Long story short. Tonight is the night of the Hanna Montanna concert. My daughter is attending with her father. His new girlfriend is such a rude bitch that she said I am not allowed to attend the concert with my daughter and them because of her insecurity's and constiant drama about me.
Doesn't she get that she's with him and we are not an item anymore? Says rotten things about me to my children(hurting them badly) and hers with her own rage and selfishness. My son stood up for me and called her a bitch the other day to make her stop. Making the situaTION EVEN WORSE! I mean, don't people understand that all this type of hate is redonculous and kind hearted intentions make people thrive in life more than the put downs of needy social conforming haters. This is Liz's first concert and It is part of a bond I would have liked to be thier for. Just to see the energy and enthusiasm she will have to be able to have that experience would be like whitnessing the heavens come to life tonight.
Tom cat boy: Sounds like the blues to me. Where is your mind over matter?
Ally cat girl: It will meet up with my heart in the limbo of staying away for the best of the situation not to get heated and fueled by Woman drama of the third kind. do you understand now?
Tom cat boy: I just fugx the pussy. I don't get attached to it. Many of cat fights I have seen. even some scars on me from two double teaming me when I got caught. Woah wat a night that was.

Ally cat girl: lol (tears on the tip of her nose)
Tom boy cat: See a laugh cures everything. Be cool cat don't let those ally cat pains get you down!
Ally cat girl: Thank you for talking with me. I was feeling the pain of a thousand knifes tonight. Be jive you jammin cat.
ally cat pains by wolfdg*8in<3&light November 28, 2009
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a beautiful magical WOMAN who is very hot and magical. oh yes =]
you were a model for magical things?, your such a young cat.
young cat by young cat March 28, 2005
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clarky cat 

A strong, new designer drug from London
clarky cat by joe macc March 6, 2010
A pussy that has definitely been infected with some noxious substance that renders it completely useless to the owner, and possibly deadly to the user.
"Hey, Dave, how'd you get on with that bint last night?"
"Oh christ, Wilko, I wished I hadn't even set foot in that club!"
"Why mate? Something bad happen?"
"Yeah, there I was feeling around her underwear in the dark, and I felt my fingers being burnt by acid, and her flesh gave way to bone, then she was sick on me. And to top it all off, my arm's been burnt off at the elbow!"
"Oh jesus, Dave! Looks like you were feeding a dead cat last night!"
"Yer right, Wilko, I'll have to get rid of the body now..."
dead cat by magicalpat September 11, 2006

Thunder cat 

An extremely fat cat, or person resembling one. A fat ball of true love
Look at that girl she is a human thunder cat!

I want a thunder cat!

Look at my little wonder cat?
Thunder cat by Pitchard December 15, 2011

Money Cat 

The pokemon which hovers and shoots yellow coins from four separate directions in Super-Smash Brothers (N64).
Kevin: "Damn, that Money Cat fucked you up"

or

Alex: "Money Cat!"
Money Cat by Tyron H. November 6, 2005
a punk ass person who is hella generic
that fool redskin is a straight up j cat!
J Cat by Jay aka F- October 27, 2004