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Front Row Joe 

A prime time parking spot. Right up in the front.
That spots closer than I seen before. Front Row Joe, Front Row Joe.
Front Row Joe by Front Row Joe October 27, 2006
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Sleepy Joe 

Something Donald Trump calls his political rival Joe Biden to make his supporters think that Biden is mentally incapable of holding office due to his age and his stutter. However, if Joe is president, we will all be able to sleep soundly again.
Trump supporter: Sleepy Joe Biden has dementia
Normal person: No he doesn't, also Ronald Reagan had dementia.
Trump supporter: I - uh- no.... TRUMP 2020
Normal Person: Fucking idiot
Sleepy Joe by real_deal_steel_69 September 10, 2020

Pulling a joe 

When one urinates in their tent, then proceeds to throw up and fall in it

flashing a paramedic is not necessary but it helps

can also be used as a verb as in 'guys i'm joe'ing all over the place' and 'man i totally just joe'd myself'
guys where's joe?' 'Oh he's pulling a joe again
Pulling a joe by Tomhandpenis July 27, 2011
A group of clips taken from the G.I.Joe end messages, and edited to be hillarious.
"Last one on the ice is a penis pump! Holy crap im going <b>so</b> fast... <b>AHH FUCK</b>

and

"Pork chop samwhiches... holy crap, get the fuck outta here you retards, get the hell out fuck!"

Also who could forget

Boy1: "What that hells that on the road?"
Boy2: "I dunno, lets launch over it."
*car pulls up and black man gets out*
Blackie: "Bodymassage"
Boy1: "What did he say to us?"
*blackie removes the broken electrical cable from the road*
Blackie: "im a body massage machiene"
G.I.Joe by Skythra December 15, 2003
Never ask this, it will CURSE you. (And make you get rekt)
Me: who's joe
Friend: joe mama
Me: no u
Friend: *ded*
Who's joe by woipion October 24, 2019

Sloppy Joe

When a girl is on her period, she poops without wiping. Then the guy has anal sex with the girl, and then takes his poop covered penis and sticks it into the girl's vagina. The poop and blood mix to form a red meat-looking substance. The guy then eats it out of the girl, the vaginal lips being like the buns.