Definitions by real_deal_steel_69

Secaucus 

Combine industrial wasteland, pollution, highways and swamps and youve got secaucus, new jersey. This place sucks. Don't come here.

Yo wanna go to secaucus tonight? - secaucus dweller
Oh HELL no! - reasonable person

Secaucus by real_deal_steel_69 July 3, 2021

Trump 

The act of taking a shit

I just trumped over there

Trump by real_deal_steel_69 June 16, 2021

Neckbeard 

Someone who has wasted their life getting so good on a video game so that playing against them isn’t even fun. They are called neckbeards because they sit at their computer all day and have poor hygiene.

Aw man this dude is a tryhard neckbeard, he has 34,176,000 kills, we have 0 chance, what a loser

Neckbeard by real_deal_steel_69 June 16, 2021

Bender 

The act of taking a huge, painful, bloody shit after eating a large amount of rocks.

I need to get an anal transplant after taking a bender last night.
Oh shit. How many rocks did you eat?
IDK probably like 37

Bender by real_deal_steel_69 June 13, 2021

Ivanka Trump 

A very lucky woman. The greatest president of all time, Donald Trump, has a crush on her. Trump has expressed desire to have sex with her on numerous occasions.

Person 1: Yo did you hear trumps tryna fuck his daughter?
Person 2: I dont blame her, Ivanka trump is hot as fuck

Ivanka Trump by real_deal_steel_69 September 10, 2020

Sleepy Joe 

Something Donald Trump calls his political rival Joe Biden to make his supporters think that Biden is mentally incapable of holding office due to his age and his stutter. However, if Joe is president, we will all be able to sleep soundly again.

Trump supporter: Sleepy Joe Biden has dementia
Normal person: No he doesn't, also Ronald Reagan had dementia.
Trump supporter: I - uh- no.... TRUMP 2020
Normal Person: Fucking idiot

Sleepy Joe by real_deal_steel_69 September 10, 2020

case 

When something is completely and utterly fucked.

Yo I think it's case for the Yankees tonight.
You sure about that?
Nah they are definitely losing

case by real_deal_steel_69 September 10, 2020