attention dating deficit disorder 

A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.

I met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. She’s perfect. Smart, funny, sexy as hell. I think she may be the one… Oh wow! Dude you should see who just “winked” at me on Match. Oh I can’t wait to meet this one! Sorry…what was I just saying before? What? C'mon I don't have attention dating deficit disorder. I'm just picky.

attention dating deficit disorder by timbre December 12, 2013

fap attack

A sudden desire to masturbate.

"Dude after seeing your sister last night, I had a fap attack."

"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."

fap attack by Deathkiryuu February 29, 2012

attila 

when you hit a parked car

if those kids attila my car im gonna kick their ass

attila by brian December 15, 2003

Attachment Deficit Disorder

Someone who is constantly leaving out attachments when sending e-mails, has Attachment Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). (Similar to Attention Deficit Disorder, but with attachment's).

Mike: email RE: You gotta see this wicked vid!!!

Jeff: opens blank email Huh? There's nothing here! That dudes got Attachment Deficit Disorder

Attachment Deficit Disorder by kishmich October 8, 2008

pirate attack

When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)

"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."

pirate attack by Sharkpunch123 March 13, 2008

heart attack massacre 

The ultimate drink created by Adam Smithson. It consists of Monster, Red Bull, Mt. Dew, Dr. Pepper, and a drop of Orange Soda, all mixed into a large subway cup...The drink is so powerfull it will have you bouncing off the walls for a good amount of time.
DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK.

me: IM SOOO FUCKIN HYPER!
you: why?
me: I JUST SLURPED UP A HEART ATTACK MASSACRE!

heart attack massacre by TYLERECALL April 21, 2010

attention whore 

A person or animal who won't leave you alone and comes up to you when you are trying to work

Savannah Flowers, Sara's parents' dog, is such an attention whore. No matter where you go, she follows you. Whenever you're eating your lunch, tending her owners' garden, or feeding the hens grass, she will always bug you. She won't even protect the chickens which she loves so much.

attention whore by Karen Stickney September 14, 2008