Sharkpunch123's definitions

pirate attack

When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)

"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."

by Sharkpunch123 March 13, 2008

chaotic chic

Fashionable chaos. Think: looks that don't make sense but kind of look good together. Feathers and leather, camo pants and a blazer, a gown with sneakers.

"What are you wearing to Ronnie's birthday party?"
"I'm going chaotic chic"

by Sharkpunch123 April 26, 2024