butt weasel

A buttmunch, dingus, poopy face or otherwise not very nice/irritating person or thing.

1. Gah! Why does my internet have to be such a butt weasel!

2. Dude, stop being a butt weasel and answer your phone!

butt weasel by The Homiec C June 27, 2008

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rat weasel

when you get real drunk and make animal noises while flailing your arms in the arm laying on your back

Anne was acting like a rat weasel last night when she was making strange noises and acting weird.

rat weasel by ratcatbatmat February 24, 2011

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line weasel

1. One who cuts in front of you in line at QFC with a shopping cart full of junk late at night when you only have 1 item (typically something you need right away) and typically has no clue of other humans in line.

That line weasel really pisses me off with her 3 kids and shopping cart full of shit...BITCH!!!

line weasel by Bryan Tradup August 21, 2005

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Sneezing Weasel

When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.

Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"

Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"

Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"

Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a

key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"

Sneezing Weasel by ahar April 26, 2010

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Sticky Weasel

Sticky Weasels is how Googlemaps makes their Street View pictures. They attach cameras to the back of weasels and then put peanut butter on their underside to make them run around taking the pictures.

I think I'm going to be in a Street View picture! A sticky weasel ran past me this morning

Sticky Weasel by WifebeaterLuke February 20, 2011

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shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

shaving a weasel by Agent Elle June 10, 2005

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the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls by royceda20 May 3, 2009

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