Uncle Mayo

Best friend

You are my Uncle Mayo

by MayoQueen June 12, 2019

Uncle Buxx

Uncle Buxx is a term used for a type of funding from a rich uncle. Typical this word is used towards a spoiled person with no job or prospects mooches off of their rich uncle's money

sangfroid: Yo legoat, how many uncle buxxs did you use in order to take Wei to dinner?
Legoat: Shut up stupid! This is my own money.

by DDwei July 15, 2021

Uncle Cheech

An Italian guy that is mentally retarded

Uncle Cheech quit messing up da pizza recipe!

by Uncle Cheech August 31, 2019

uncle horhé

Your overweight, Mexican, homosexual uncle.

Suzie: Why doesn't anyone talk about your uncle?
David: He's an uncle horhé.

by ThatOneGayKid2016 November 14, 2016

The Uncle Joe

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.

No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!

by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020

uncles paradise

A large penis that usually comes from your uncle into your paradise

Wow you gotta love that uncles paradise

by myunclesass August 21, 2018

Uncle Napkin

When your niece is sitting next to you at McDonald's and she wipes the ketchup from her face onto your sleeve.

"I thought Alexandra was showing some affection for her good 'ol Uncle Mike but she just needed an Uncle Napkin."

by KingOfKensington February 5, 2010